konyboy:

besidemuke:

konyboy:

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

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nannaofnordion:

pro-gay:

another gr8 tumblr discourse is ‘’if i changed this word the post would become offensive, sweetie :)’’

apparently when u change words sentences change their meanings, wow! what hath science wrought

if you change “sugar” to “rat poison” suddenly all these cookie recipes don’t seem so helpful, huh sweetie? :)

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arlene-chan:

taking selfies like:

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